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		<title>Top Ten Predictions For 2008</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2008/01/09/top-ten-predictions-for-2008/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jan 2008 17:06:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[1. The Bible will still have the answers.
2. Prayer will still work.
3. The Holy Spirit will still move.
4. God will still inhabit the praises of His people.
5. There will still be God-anointed preaching.
6. There will still be singing of praise.
7. God will still pour out blessings upon His people..
8. There will still be room at [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>1. The Bible will still have the answers.<br />
2. Prayer will still work.<br />
3. The Holy Spirit will still move.<br />
4. God will still inhabit the praises of His people.<br />
5. There will still be God-anointed preaching.<br />
6. There will still be singing of praise.<br />
7. God will still pour out blessings upon His people..<br />
8. There will still be room at the Cross.<br />
9. Jesus will still love you.<br />
10. Jesus will still save the lost. </p>
<p>God whispers in your soul and speaks to your mind.<br />
Sometimes when you don&#8217;t have time to listen, He has to throw a brick at you.<br />
It&#8217;s your choice: Listen to the whisper, or wait for the brick.</p>
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		<title>Christmas With a Capital &#8220;C&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/11/22/christmas-with-a-capital-c/</link>
		<comments>http://axegrinder.org/2007/11/22/christmas-with-a-capital-c/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>God talks to Logan</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/11/14/god-talks-to-logan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 13:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[You have got to hear this little boy. Sometimes children seem to have more wisdom than we adults do.
Logan is 13 years old and listens to KSBJ on Sky Angel because he lives on a ranch in a very small town in Nebraska.  He called us distraught because he had to take down a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.ksbj.org/eblogs/morningShow/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/logan-calf-story-mixdown.mp3">You have got to hear this little boy.</a> Sometimes children seem to have more wisdom than we adults do.</p>
<p>Logan is 13 years old and listens to KSBJ on Sky Angel because he lives on a ranch in a very small town in Nebraska.  He called us distraught because he had to take down a calf.  His words have wisdom beyond his years. </p>
<p>Thanks to <a href="http://www.ksbj.org/eblogs/morningShow/?p=113">KSBJ</a> for sharing this with all of us.</p>
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		<title>Who Am I?</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/09/25/who-am-i/</link>
		<comments>http://axegrinder.org/2007/09/25/who-am-i/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Sep 2007 01:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[UPC Conference Church 2006 De Bron, Who Am I - Casting Crowns/ Performed by the Oslo UPC Youth Group. They got in November a new concert at Oslo, Norway. Video&#8217;s will be posted on Youtube.



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		<title>Don&#8217;t We All?</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/05/09/dont-we-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 May 2007 19:45:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come from the car wash and was waiting for my spouse to get off from work. Coming my way from across the parking lot was what society would consider a bum. From the looks of him, he had no car, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come from the car wash and was waiting for my spouse to get off from work. Coming my way from across the parking lot was what society would consider a bum. From the looks of him, he had no car, no home, no clean clothes, and no money. There are times when you feel generous but there are other times that you just don&#8217;t want to be bothered. This was one of those &#8220;don&#8217;t want to be bothered times.&#8221;  &#8220;I hope he doesn&#8217;t ask me for any money,&#8221; I thought. He didn&#8217;t. He came and sat on the curb in front of the bus stop but he didn&#8217;t look like he could have enough money to even ride the bus.   After a few minutes he spoke.   &#8220;That&#8217;s a very pretty car,&#8221; he said.   He was ragged but he had an air of dignity around him. His scraggly blond beard kept more than his face warm.   I said, &#8220;Thanks,&#8221; and continued wiping off my car.  He sat there quietly as I worked. </p>
<p>The expected plea for money never came.   As the silence between us widened something inside said, &#8220;ask him if he needs any help.&#8221; I was sure that he would say &#8220;yes&#8221; but I held true to the inner voice.   &#8220;Do you need any help?&#8221; I asked.  He answered in three simple but profound words that I shall never forget.   We often look for wisdom in great men and women. We expect it from those of higher learning and accomplishments. I expected nothing but an outstretched grimy hand. </p>
<p>He spoke the three words that shook me.  &#8220;<strong>Don&#8217;t we all?</strong>&#8221; he said.  </p>
<p>I was feeling high and mighty, successful and important, above a bum in the street, until those three words hit me like a twelve gauge shotgun. <strong> Don&#8217;t we all? </strong> I needed help. Maybe not for bus fare or a place to sleep, but I needed help. I reached in my wallet and gave him not only enough for bus fare, but enough to get a warm meal and shelter for the day. Those   three little words still ring true. No matter how much you have, no matter   how much you have accomplished, you need help too. No matter how little you   have, no matter how loaded you are with problems, even without money or a place to sleep, you can give help.   Even if it&#8217;s just a compliment, you can give that.   You never know when you may see someone that appears to have it all.   They are waiting on you to give them what they don&#8217;t have - A different perspective on life, a glimpse at something beautiful, and a respite from daily chaos that only you through a torn world can see.   Maybe the man was just a homeless stranger wandering the streets. Maybe   he was more than that.   Maybe he was sent by a power that is great and   wise, to minister to a soul too comfortable in themselves.   Maybe God looked down, called an Angel, dressed him like a bum, and then   said, &#8220;Go minister to that man cleaning the car, that man needs help.&#8221;   </p>
<p><strong>Don&#8217;t we all?  </strong> </p>
<p>We certainly DO all need help, and those who recognize it are one step closer to receiving it than someone with an arrogant, self-contained attitude. What is it that YOU need today; financial help, spiritual or emotional healing; physical healing? Let&#8217;s not be timid with God when we need His help. If we don&#8217;t ask, we don&#8217;t receive! </p>
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		<title>Medieval Help Desk</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/04/27/medieval-help-desk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 15:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Gutenberg helps a user with the proper use of the very latest technology - the book!



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		<title>RiffRumble VII Song Competition - House of the Risen Son</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/04/18/song-competition-house-of-the-risen-son/</link>
		<comments>http://axegrinder.org/2007/04/18/song-competition-house-of-the-risen-son/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Apr 2007 06:01:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I entered a song in the RiffRumble VII competition.  The song is called House of the Risen Son.  It is a jazzy version of House of the Rising Sun. But since I know I have the promise of living in the House of the Risen Son, Jesus Christ, the song takes on a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I entered a song in the RiffRumble VII competition.  The song is called <a title="House of the Risen Son" target="_blank" href="http://www.sonomawireworks.com/riffrumbleVII/post.php?id=161"><em>House of the Risen Son</em></a>.  It is a jazzy version of <em>House of the Rising Sun</em>. But since I know I have the promise of living in the House of the Risen Son, Jesus Christ, the song takes on a whole new meaning.  Please give a listen and then vote for my song by clicking on the vote link and entering a comment.  Ask your friends, family and co-workers to vote.   Thank you and may God bless each of you.   </p>
<p> ***UPDATE***<br />
Thanks to all that voted. And congratulations to all the winners;</p>
<ul>
<li>POPULAR CATEGORY WINNER: &#8220;<a title="Broken Angel" target="_blank" href="http://www.sonomawireworks.com/riffrumbleVII/post.php?id=202">BROKEN ANGEL</a>&#8221; by JIM GOLDEN</li>
<li>CONTESTANT&#8217;S CHOICE WINNER: &#8220;<a title="Destiny - Team work on this one" target="_blank" href="http://www.sonomawireworks.com/riffrumbleVII/post.php?id=198">DESTINY</a>&#8221; by J.J. &#8220;THE GATOR&#8221; FALKANGER</li>
<li>SONIC REALITY&#8217;S CHOICE WINNER: &#8220;<a title="My brother from another mother and his lovely wife!" target="_blank" href="http://www.sonomawireworks.com/riffrumbleVII/post.php?id=193">REMEMBER SUMMER&#8221;</a> by BILL &amp; JOY YOUNG</li>
<p><a title="Interviews" target="_blank" href="http://www.sonomawireworks.com/riffrumbleVII/#winners">Read the  winners interviews.</a></p>
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<p>***UPDATE 2 (5/1/2007)***</p>
<p>Jim Golden won the Popularity Contest with his song <a title="Broken Angel - Jim Golden" target="_blank" href="http://www.sonomawireworks.com/riffrumbleVII/post.php?id=202"><strong>Broken Angel</strong></a>.  He told Sonoma  to give part of his winnings to someone else.  And that someone else happened to be me.  I wish to congratulate Jim on his winning and thank him for his generosity.  I also thank Michelle Wright from Sonoma that picked me and my song to receive the prizes.</p>
<p>Here is the email that I received from her;</p>
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<p>Hey bluesyDude,</p>
<p>Jim Golden won the RRVII popular vote and he would like for me to give some of his prizes to someone I think is &#8220;deserving&#8221; <img src='http://axegrinder.org/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Your song had the 4th most popular vote after Jim&#8217;s, GatorJJ&#8217;s and WedgeBill&#8217;s (who already won these prizes). And you got 2 out of the 26 votes we received for Contestant&#8217;s Choice vote. Plus I really like your song!</p>
<p>You get these prizes from Jim:</p>
<p>• Disc Makers coupon for $200 off CD replication services (not valid for any other product; expires in one year), and a package of 100 blank CD-Rs - their best, Ultra 16x inkjet printable discs (worth $242).</p>
<p>• CDBaby.com set up worth $35. CD Baby can get your music selling worldwide on cdbaby.com, Apple iTunes, Tower Records, Yahoo Music, Best Buy, Rhapsody, Napster, MSN Music and more (worth $35).</p>
<p>• Recording Magazine one year subscription for US resident winners only. International winners will receive 3 months of recent back- issues (worth $19.95).</p>
<p>What address shall I have your prizes sent to?</p>
<p>Congrats!</p>
<p>Thanks, Michelle</p>
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		<title>Baby or Tree</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/03/21/baby-or-tree/</link>
		<comments>http://axegrinder.org/2007/03/21/baby-or-tree/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:00:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>God&#8217;s Yellow Pages</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/03/14/gods-yellow-pages/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 13:42:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looking for some Biblical guidance? Let your mouse do the walking thru these yellow pages.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looking for some Biblical guidance? Let your mouse do the walking thru these <a href="http://web2.airmail.net/dpelc/yellow/" target="_blank">yellow pages</a>.</p>
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		<title>Wordless Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/03/07/wordless-wednesday/</link>
		<comments>http://axegrinder.org/2007/03/07/wordless-wednesday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:00:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Aki Anna - A gift from God</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/02/02/aki-anna-a-gift-from-god/</link>
		<comments>http://axegrinder.org/2007/02/02/aki-anna-a-gift-from-god/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Feb 2007 17:51:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This is just one more example of what an amazing God we serve.
Watch this incredible story.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is just one more example of what an amazing God we serve.</p>
<p><a href="http://axegrinder.org/myImages/Aki_Anna_Painter.asx">Watch this incredible story.</a></p>
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		<title>Animator vs. Animation</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/01/29/animator-vs-animation/</link>
		<comments>http://axegrinder.org/2007/01/29/animator-vs-animation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jan 2007 12:51:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Trunk Monkey</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/01/11/trunk-monkey/</link>
		<comments>http://axegrinder.org/2007/01/11/trunk-monkey/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:48:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Cars are manufactured today with all kinds of gadgets - OnStar, navigation systems, dvd players, hands free phone systems, etc.  Here is a new gadget that is currently being tested. It definitely shows some promise.



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cars are manufactured today with all kinds of gadgets - OnStar, navigation systems, dvd players, hands free phone systems, etc.  Here is a new gadget that is currently being tested. It definitely shows some promise.</p>
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		<title>Coming to your neighborhood soon?</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2007/01/05/coming-to-your-neighborhood-soon/</link>
		<comments>http://axegrinder.org/2007/01/05/coming-to-your-neighborhood-soon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 18:56:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A new automotive fad is sweeping the nation and you can hear it coming from a mile away.  Are you ready?


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A new automotive fad is sweeping the nation and you can hear it coming from a mile away.  Are you ready?</p>
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		<title>Road Rage Test</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2006/12/18/road-rage-test/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Dec 2006 19:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I just took a driver&#8217;s quiz at RoadRagers.com.  Below are the results of my quiz.  Take the quiz and then post your results in a comment.  I need to know if I need to keep an eye out for you on the road.
Here are your personal scores/results in the four areas that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just took a driver&#8217;s quiz at <a href="http://roadragers.com/quiz/index.htm" target="_blank">RoadRagers.com</a>.  Below are the results of my quiz.  Take the quiz and then post your results in a comment.  I need to know if I need to keep an eye out for you on the road.</p>
<p><b>Here are your personal scores/results in the four areas that we analyzed:</b></p>
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<td bgcolor=yellow><b>Safety:</b></td>
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<p><font size=4 face="verdana, arial, helvetica" color=red>You are a Safe Driver </font><br />
<br /><b>Your Safety Score: 72.5 %</b>
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<p>The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 69.19%</p>
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<td bgcolor=yellow><b>Aggressiveness:</b></td>
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<p><font size=4 face="verdana, arial, helvetica" color=red>You are a Marginally Aggressive Driver</font><br />
<br /><b>Your Degree of Aggressiveness: 50 %</b>
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<p>The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 57.02%</p>
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<td bgcolor=yellow><b>Courtesy:</b></td>
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<p><font size=4 face="verdana, arial, helvetica" color=red>You are a Very Courteous Driver</font><br />
<br /><b>Your Courtesy Score: 85 %</b></p>
<p>The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 73.75%</p>
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<td bgcolor=yellow><b>Rage:</b></td>
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<p><font size=4 face="verdana, arial, helvetica" color=red>You are a Potential Road Rager</font><br />
<br /><b>Your Degree of Rage: 52.5 %</b>
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<p>The average score among all people who have recently taken this test is 55.55%%</p>
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		<title>An Arkansas Night before Christmas</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2006/12/11/an-arkansas-night-before-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Dec 2006 02:04:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shack
Not a thing was a movin&#8217; &#8212; from the front to the back,
The kids were in bed, I believe we had nine.
The wife in her curlers, was lookin&#8217; real fine.
A cold wind was blowin&#8217;, up the holler it moaned.
All seven dogs on the porch howled and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8216;Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shack<br />
Not a thing was a movin&#8217; &#8212; from the front to the back,</p>
<p>The kids were in bed, I believe we had nine.<br />
The wife in her curlers, was lookin&#8217; real fine.</p>
<p>A cold wind was blowin&#8217;, up the holler it moaned.<br />
All seven dogs on the porch howled and groaned.</p>
<p>The boys were all dreamin&#8217; of weapons and guns.<br />
For killin&#8217; God&#8217;s creatures, there&#8217;s no better fun.</p>
<p>The girls in their feminine dreams were attuned,<br />
To getting those gallons of Wal-Mart perfume.</p>
<p>The wife wanted jewelry, like rings with big rocks.<br />
I wanted my Chevy, down off the blocks.</p>
<p>Then in the yard, such a noise did commence<br />
Like something was caught, in the barb-wire fence.</p>
<p>I ran to the window, and saw pretty quick.<br />
The man makin&#8217; the racket, was Good Ol&#8217; St. Nick.</p>
<p>You may think of Santa, in your own mind&#8217;s eye,<br />
Dressed in a red and white suit, but I&#8217;ve got a surprise.</p>
<p>That old boy&#8217;s an Arkie, our fair state he won&#8217;t fail&#8217;er.<br />
He married his cousin, and they live in a trailer.</p>
<p>On Christmas, of course, a sleigh for his rig,<br />
He hooks the thing up, to a razorback pig.</p>
<p>He climbed on the roof, with his bag full of goodies.<br />
He backed down the fireplace, all dirty and sooty.</p>
<p>Fat legs in his britches, chubby hands in his mittens,<br />
I admit from the back, he looked like Bill Clinton.</p>
<p>He turned toward the tree, his eyes all aglow.<br />
He was a Southern boy, from his head to his toe.</p>
<p>His neck was a red one, His shirt said &#8220;Light Beer.&#8221;<br />
There was no red hat, his cap read,&#8221;John Deere.&#8221;</p>
<p>He left all the presents, with an air of delight.<br />
Then it was back to the chimney, and into the night.</p>
<p>He ran into the yard, and threw his bag in the sleigh.<br />
Then he yelled at the dogs, to get out of the way.</p>
<p>And I heard him exclaim, as those pigs took to flight,<br />
Merry Christmas to all, And to all &#8230;A &#8220;Bud lite!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Holiday Humor</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2006/12/11/holiday-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 14:40:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A Trip to the Dentist
 This guy goes into his dentist&#8217;s office, because something is wrong with his  mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, &#8220;Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?&#8221;  
 &#8220;Well&#8230; the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Trip to the Dentist</p>
<p> This guy goes into his dentist&#8217;s office, because something is wrong with his  mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, &#8220;Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?&#8221;  </p>
<p> &#8220;Well&#8230; the only thing I can think of is this&#8230; my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it&#8230; Hollandaise sauce she called it&#8230; and doctor, I&#8217;m talkin&#8217; DELICIOUS! I&#8217;ve never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I&#8217;ve been putting it on everything&#8230; meat, fish, toast, vegetables&#8230; you name it!&#8221;  </p>
<p> &#8220;That&#8217;s probably it,&#8221; replied the dentist &#8220;Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as thought I&#8217;ll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time.&#8221;  </p>
<p> &#8220;Why chrome?&#8221; the man asked.  </p>
<p> &#8220;Well, everyone knows that there&#8217;s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Baptism Cannonball!</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2006/12/07/baptism-cannonball/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Dec 2006 14:13:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Christmas Wish List</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2006/11/28/christmas-wish/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Nov 2006 14:34:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[What is on your Christmas wish list?
I wish for a Line 6 Variax 700 guitar.
The gold one.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What is on your Christmas wish list?</p>
<p>I wish for a <a href="http://www.line6.com/variax/videopreview.html" target="_blank">Line 6 Variax 700 guitar</a>.</p>
<p>The gold one.</p>
<p><img src="/myImages/Variax700sm.jpg" alt="Variax 700 - Sweet!" /></p>
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		<title>Thanksgiving 2006</title>
		<link>http://axegrinder.org/2006/11/21/thanksgiving-2006/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Nov 2006 18:35:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dolan</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I am thankful for -
Dee, my beautiful bride
Tonja and Sherry, my wonderful daughters
My brothers and sisters
My church family
My work family
And most of all for the Love that God has shown me through the birth, death and resurrection of His only Son and imparting that same Love to me so that I may love others.
May God’s [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am thankful for -</p>
<p>Dee, my beautiful bride</p>
<p>Tonja and Sherry, my wonderful daughters</p>
<p>My brothers and sisters</p>
<p>My church family</p>
<p>My work family</p>
<p>And most of all for the Love that God has shown me through the birth, death and resurrection of His only Son and imparting that same Love to me so that I may love others.</p>
<p>May God’s richest blessings be with you and your family this Thanksgiving.</p>
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