I’ve been wondering why I feel so tired. I’ve been blaming it on lack of
sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job,
earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I
found out the real reason:
I’m tired because I’m overworked.
Here’s why. . . .
The population of this country is 273 [...]

1. If you believe you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven.
2. If you have never sung the third verse of any hymn.
3. If you have ever put IOU in the collection plate.
4. If you think that someone who says amen while the pastor is preaching is charismatic.
5. If you complain because [...]

Pastoral Search
-PROGRESS REPORT: PASTORAL SEARCH COMMITTEE REPORT
In our search for a suitable pastor, the following notes have been assembled as to progress to date. They are confidential information and shared here for your perusal.
To date, of the candidates investigated by the committee, only one was found to have the necessary qualities to serve our congregation [...]