‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shack
Not a thing was a movin’ — from the front to the back,
The kids were in bed, I believe we had nine.
The wife in her curlers, was lookin’ real fine.
A cold wind was blowin’, up the holler it moaned.
All seven dogs on the porch howled and [...]

A Trip to the Dentist
This guy goes into his dentist’s office, because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, “Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?”
“Well… the [...]