I just took a driver’s quiz at RoadRagers.com. Below are the results of my quiz. Take the quiz and then post your results in a comment. I need to know if I need to keep an eye out for you on the road.
Here are your personal scores/results in the four areas that [...]

‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the shack
Not a thing was a movin’ — from the front to the back,
The kids were in bed, I believe we had nine.
The wife in her curlers, was lookin’ real fine.
A cold wind was blowin’, up the holler it moaned.
All seven dogs on the porch howled and [...]

A Trip to the Dentist
This guy goes into his dentist’s office, because something is wrong with his mouth. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims, “Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?”
“Well… the [...]