Archive for February, 2006

You Might Be Southern Baptist…

Monday, February 20th, 2006

1. If you believe you are supposed to take a covered dish to heaven.
2. If you have never sung the third verse of any hymn.
3. If you have ever put IOU in the collection plate.
4. If you think that someone who says amen while the pastor is preaching is charismatic.
5. If you complain because [...]

Southern Baptist Pastoral Search Committee Report

Friday, February 10th, 2006

Pastoral Search
-PROGRESS REPORT: PASTORAL SEARCH COMMITTEE REPORT
In our search for a suitable pastor, the following notes have been assembled as to progress to date. They are confidential information and shared here for your perusal.
To date, of the candidates investigated by the committee, only one was found to have the necessary qualities to serve our congregation [...]

11th Commandment Customized PC

Friday, February 10th, 2006

Take at look at this highly customized PC. WARNING - If you are on dial-up it will take forever to load due to the number of high quality pictures.
I wonder if Roy Moore would be interested in one of these?

Spiritual Placebos

Wednesday, February 1st, 2006

Placebo - “Something of no intrinsic remedial value that is used to appease or reassure another.”

Oprah
Dr. Phil
Drugs
Food
Sex

To know real peace you must know the Prince of Peace - Jesus is the “Real Thing”.
Think about it.